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Pizza Schmizza - Happy Valley

Pizza Schmizza - Happy Valley

9495 SE 82nd, Portland, OR 97086
(503) 777-2200
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Pizza Schmizza - Happy Valley

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Beverages

  • 4.95
    4.95

    Pepsi Soda - 2 Liter Bottle

    4.95
    Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi 2-Liter soda to complete your meal.
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  • H
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Henry's Root Beer

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • H
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Henry's Orange

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • H
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Henry's Black Cherry & Vanilla

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • D
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Dr. Pepper

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • D
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Diet Dr. Pepper

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • S
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Squirt

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • C
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    Coca-Cola

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • 7
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    7-UP

    9.00 - 12.50
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  • A
    9.00 - 12.50
    9.00 - 12.50

    A&W Root Beer

    9.00 - 12.50
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Salads

Available salad dressings include: Ranch, Caesar,
Feta Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese & Balsamic Vinaigrette

Grilled chicken, steak strips or bacon can be added
to any salad. Side: $1.25 | Large: $2.25

  • 14.95
    14.95

    Cobb Salad

    14.95
    Grilled chicken, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, red onions, black olives, cucumbers, feta & chopped egg on a bed of romaine with your choice of bleu cheese or buttermilk ranch dressing.
    640-1240 CAL
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  • 12.95
    12.95

    Fried Chicken Salad

    12.95
    Fried chicken tenders on a bed of spinach with onions & sliced grape tomatoes with a drizzle of poppy seed dressing on top.
    550-790 CAL
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  • 12.95
    12.95

    Thai Chicken Salad 🌶

    12.95
    Fresh greens layered with red bell peppers & grilled chicken, topped with crushed peppers, cilantro & a drizzle of our spicy peanut dressing.
    490 CAL
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  • 12.95
    12.95

    BLT Salad with Avocado

    12.95
    A bed of crispy romaine lettuce smothered in bacon, then topped with sliced tomatoes & fresh avocado wedges.
    580-1180 CAL
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  • 12.95
    12.95

    Buffalo Chicken Salad 🌶

    12.95
    Fresh romaine topped with grilled buffalo chicken strips, bacon & parmesan cheese with buffalo & bleu cheese dressing.
    330-930 CAL
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  • 5.50 - 8.50
    5.50 - 8.50

    Greek Salad

    5.50 - 8.50
    Cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, kalamata olives & feta cheese on a bed of spinach leaves with oregano & feta vinaigrette.
    90-1050 CAL
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  • 5.50 - 8.50
    5.50 - 8.50

    Caesar Schmaesar

    5.50 - 8.50
    Fresh romaine lettuce tossed in our creamy Caesar dressing; finished with shredded parmesan & herbed croutons.
    250-1080 CAL
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  • 5.50 - 8.50
    5.50 - 8.50

    Garden Salad

    5.50 - 8.50
    Fresh greens, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes & herbed croutons with your choice of salad dressing.
    80-1040 CAL
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Appetizer

Additional dipping sauces are available for only 50¢ more

  • 10.95 - 25.95
    10.95 - 25.95

    Schwings

    10.95 - 25.95
    Available plain or tossed in your favorite sauce: BBQ, buffalo, sweet chili, thai peanut or smokin’ hot sauce. Served with a side of ranch or bleu cheese.
    70-1560 CAL
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  • 9.95 - 15.95
    9.95 - 15.95

    Boneless Schwings

    9.95 - 15.95
    100% white meat chicken – available plain or tossed in your favorite
    sauce: BBQ, buffalo, sweet chili, thai peanut or smokin’ hot sauce. Served
    with a side of ranch or bleu cheese.
    63-1720 CAL
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  • 5.95
    5.95

    Dipsticks

    5.95
    Six big, handmade dipsticks baked fresh & served with your choice of
    marinara, ranch or alfredo dipping sauce.
    160-1420 CAL
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  • 7.95
    7.95

    Schmeezy Bread

    7.95
    Fresh-baked bread, blasted with cheesy garlic goodness & served with a
    side of marinara dunking sauce. Have it plain or add pepperoni.
    70-610 CAL
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Sandwiches

Served with your choice of Caesar or Greek side salad.

  • 10.95
    10.95

    Schmargherita Grinder

    10.95
    Roma tomatoes, fresh mozzarella & basil with a touch of garlic & olive oil served on a Schmizza baguette.
    400-880 CAL
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  • 10.95
    10.95

    Schmeatball Hero

    10.95
    Juicy meatballs & tangy marinara topped with melted mozzarella on a Schmizza baguette.
    700-1180 CAL
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  • S
    10.95
    10.95

    Spicy Italian Sausage Sandwich

    10.95
    Spicy link sausage topped with grilled onions, peppers, marinara & melted mozzarella on a Schmizza baguette.
    830-1365 CAL
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  • I
    10.95
    10.95

    Italian Hero

    10.95
    Canadian bacon, salami & pepperoni topped with olives, red onions, mozzarella & sauce on a Schmizza baguette.
    820-1430 CAL
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  • S
    10.95
    10.95

    Schteak and Cheese

    10.95
    Seasoned steak strips, sautéed onions, green peppers & mushrooms with melted provolone cheese, served on a Schmizza baguette.
    760-1240 CAL
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Pasta

All pasta is served with 2 Dipsticks.

Substitute a spicy Italian link sausage for only $2 more

  • 14.95
    14.95

    Alfredo Chicken

    14.95
    Grilled chicken breast with penne pasta tossed in our famous creamy alfredo sauce & finished with parmesan cheese.
    1070-1390 CAL
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  • 14.95
    14.95

    Steak Strip Alfredo

    14.95
    Tender mesquite beef strips & pan-fried mushrooms with penne pasta, finished with our creamy alfredo sauce & parmesan cheese.
    1250-1570 CAL
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  • 14.95
    14.95

    Schpaghetti and Meatballs

    14.95
    Spaghetti topped with fresh marinara sauce & parmesan cheese.
    800-1240 CAL
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  • S
    14.95
    14.95

    Spicy Italian Pasta 🌶

    14.95
    Spicy Italian link sausage, crumbled Italian sausage, red onions, green & red bell peppers with garlic, crushed red peppers atop a bed of penne pasta tossed in our spicy cajun chipotle cream sauce with parmesan cheese on top.
    730-1300 CAL
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  • 14.95
    14.95

    Garden Noodle

    14.95
    Penne pasta tossed in olive oil & garlic with sautéed spinach, black olives, onions, mushrooms, yellow squash, red & green peppers & zucchini topped with grape tomatoes & parmesan cheese.
    1400-1720 CAL
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  • 14.95
    14.95

    Frikin' Chicken Pasta

    14.95
    Penne noodles tossed in our light basil pesto cream sauce with grilled chicken breast, fresh broccoli & fresh-shaved parmesan cheese.
    1050-1370 CAL
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CREATE YOUR OWN SCHMIZZA

  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Create Your Own Pizza

    18.95 - 29.95
    Choose your toppings & create your own pizza perfection.
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Original Pizza

  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Cheese Pizza

    18.95 - 29.95
    A creamy pile of 100% mozzarella & parmesan cheese.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Pepperonni

    18.95 - 29.95
    Cheesy goodness with pepperoni on top.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Don Ho

    18.95 - 29.95
    Canadian bacon & juicy, all-natural pineapple rings on a sea of cheese
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Veggie Pizza

  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Margherita

    18.95 - 29.95
    Roasted roma tomatoes, feta cheese & basil on our olive oil & garlic base
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Popeye & Olive Oil

    18.95 - 29.95
    Fresh spinach leaves on a bed of creamy alfredo sauce with roma tomatoes, garlic & feta cheese.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Geek Veggie

    18.95 - 29.95
    Fresh spinach, roma tomatoes, red onions, black olives, garlic & feta cheese.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Extreme Veggie

    18.95 - 29.95
    Roasted red & green peppers, fresh mushrooms, spinach, red onions, zucchini, black olives & chopped garlic.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Foo Foo

    18.95 - 29.95
    Marinated artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes, garlic & feta cheese.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Veggie Baby

    18.95 - 29.95
    Fresh spinach, red bell peppers, crisp red onions, tomatoes & feta cheese atop our creamy alfredo sauce base.
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  • 18.95 - 29.95
    18.95 - 29.95

    Rustic Pie

    18.95 - 29.95
    Baby red potatoes, roma tomatoes, chopped garlic & broccoli with a sprinkle of feta cheese on top.
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Chicken Pizza

  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Chicken Bacon Ranch

    21.95 - 32.95
    Garlic chicken, bacon crumbles, Canadian bacon & cooked tomatoes on our buttermilk ranch base with a drizzle of ranch on top.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    BBQ Chicken

    21.95 - 32.95
    Texas-style marinated chicken, sweet red onions, tomatoes & feta cheese crumbles on a bed of tangy BBQ sauce.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Spicy Thai

    21.95 - 32.95
    Garlic chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh cilantro & crushed red peppers on our spicy peanut sauce base.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    No Kiss Tonight

    21.95 - 32.95
    Garlic chicken strips, sweet red onions & feta cheese crumbles atop our creamy alfredo sauce base.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Creole (Spicy)

    21.95 - 32.95
    Spicy chicken strips, red onions, roasted red peppers & smoked mozzarella.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Yucateco Garlic Noodle

    21.95 - 32.95
    Mexican-roasted chicken, sun-dried tomatoes & feta cheese on a bed of tender garlic noodles.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Cochino Chicken

    21.95 - 32.95
    Pesto chicken, red onions, hickory-smoked bacon & feta cheese crumbles.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Zorba Chicken

    21.95 - 32.95
    Savory pesto chicken, fresh spinach, sweet red onions, organic black olives & roma tomato slices topped with feta cheese.
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  • 21.95 - 32.95
    21.95 - 32.95

    Green Chicken Pie

    21.95 - 32.95
    Garlic chicken strips marinated in pesto sauce, baby spinach leaves, Mediterranean artichoke hearts & pico de gallo with feta cheese crumbles
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Meatza Pizza

  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Combo Classico

    22.95 - 33.95
    Fresh mushrooms, natural black olives & crumbled Italian sausage.
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Genoa

    22.95 - 33.95
    Genoa salami, pepperoni, crumbled Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms& organic black olives
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Sch’meat Trio

    22.95 - 33.95
    Canadian bacon, pepperoni & ground beef – good things come in threes.
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Traditional

    22.95 - 33.95
    Pepperoni, green peppers, sweet red onions & organic black olives.
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Steak and Potato

    22.95 - 33.95
    Marinated choice steak & baby red potatoes with a splash of sour cream.
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Schpaghetti & Meatball

    22.95 - 33.95
    Marinated meatballs on a bed of schpaghetti with a splash of marinara sauce & a sprinkle of feta cheese.
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    OL' Hickory

    22.95 - 33.95
    Hickory-smoked bacon, baby red potatoes & roma tomatoes with a dollop of sour cream on top
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  • 22.95 - 33.95
    22.95 - 33.95

    Spicy Italian

    22.95 - 33.95
    Spicy Italian link sausage, crumbled Italian sausage, red onions, green & red peppers, garlic, crushed red peppers, fresh chopped basil & oregano.
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  • 24.95 - 35.95
    24.95 - 35.95

    Sch’meat’za

    24.95 - 35.95
    Canadian bacon, crumbled Italian sausage, genoa salami, pepperoni, ground beef, bacon & sliced spicy Italian link sausage.
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  • 24.95 - 35.95
    24.95 - 35.95

    The Sink

    24.95 - 35.95
    Canadian bacon, genoa salami, spicy Italian link sausage, pepperoni, ground beef, crumbled Italian sausage, mushrooms, red onions, green & red bell peppers, zucchini, yellow squash, black olives & chopped tomatoes.
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