Pizza Schmizza - Happy Valley
9495 SE 82nd, Portland, OR 97086(503) 777-2200
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Beverages
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4.954.95
Pepsi Soda - 2 Liter Bottle
Select a delicious and refreshing Pepsi 2-Liter soda to complete your meal.4.95
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Henry's Root Beer
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Henry's Orange
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Henry's Black Cherry & Vanilla
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Dr. Pepper
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Diet Dr. Pepper
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Squirt
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Coca-Cola
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7-UP
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A&W Root Beer
9.00 - 12.50
Salads
Available salad dressings include: Ranch, Caesar,
Feta Vinaigrette, Bleu Cheese & Balsamic Vinaigrette
Grilled chicken, steak strips or bacon can be added
to any salad. Side: $1.25 | Large: $2.25
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Cobb Salad
Grilled chicken, tomatoes, avocado, bacon, red onions, black olives, cucumbers, feta & chopped egg on a bed of romaine with your choice of bleu cheese or buttermilk ranch dressing.14.95
640-1240 CAL
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Fried Chicken Salad
Fried chicken tenders on a bed of spinach with onions & sliced grape tomatoes with a drizzle of poppy seed dressing on top.12.95
550-790 CAL -
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Thai Chicken Salad 🌶
Fresh greens layered with red bell peppers & grilled chicken, topped with crushed peppers, cilantro & a drizzle of our spicy peanut dressing.12.95
490 CAL
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BLT Salad with Avocado
A bed of crispy romaine lettuce smothered in bacon, then topped with sliced tomatoes & fresh avocado wedges.12.95
580-1180 CAL -
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Buffalo Chicken Salad 🌶
Fresh romaine topped with grilled buffalo chicken strips, bacon & parmesan cheese with buffalo & bleu cheese dressing.12.95
330-930 CAL -
5.50 - 8.505.50 - 8.50
Greek Salad
Cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, kalamata olives & feta cheese on a bed of spinach leaves with oregano & feta vinaigrette.5.50 - 8.50
90-1050 CAL -
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Caesar Schmaesar
Fresh romaine lettuce tossed in our creamy Caesar dressing; finished with shredded parmesan & herbed croutons.5.50 - 8.50
250-1080 CAL -
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Garden Salad
Fresh greens, cucumbers, onions, tomatoes & herbed croutons with your choice of salad dressing.5.50 - 8.50
80-1040 CAL
Appetizer
Additional dipping sauces are available for only 50¢ more
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Schwings
Available plain or tossed in your favorite sauce: BBQ, buffalo, sweet chili, thai peanut or smokin’ hot sauce. Served with a side of ranch or bleu cheese.10.95 - 25.95
70-1560 CAL -
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Boneless Schwings
100% white meat chicken – available plain or tossed in your favorite9.95 - 15.95
sauce: BBQ, buffalo, sweet chili, thai peanut or smokin’ hot sauce. Served
with a side of ranch or bleu cheese.
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Dipsticks
Six big, handmade dipsticks baked fresh & served with your choice of5.95
marinara, ranch or alfredo dipping sauce.
160-1420 CAL -
7.957.95
Schmeezy Bread
Fresh-baked bread, blasted with cheesy garlic goodness & served with a7.95
side of marinara dunking sauce. Have it plain or add pepperoni.
70-610 CAL
Sandwiches
Served with your choice of Caesar or Greek side salad.
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Schmargherita Grinder
Roma tomatoes, fresh mozzarella & basil with a touch of garlic & olive oil served on a Schmizza baguette.10.95
400-880 CAL -
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Schmeatball Hero
Juicy meatballs & tangy marinara topped with melted mozzarella on a Schmizza baguette.10.95
700-1180 CAL -
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Spicy Italian Sausage Sandwich
Spicy link sausage topped with grilled onions, peppers, marinara & melted mozzarella on a Schmizza baguette.10.95
830-1365 CAL -
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Italian Hero
Canadian bacon, salami & pepperoni topped with olives, red onions, mozzarella & sauce on a Schmizza baguette.10.95
820-1430 CAL -
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Schteak and Cheese
Seasoned steak strips, sautéed onions, green peppers & mushrooms with melted provolone cheese, served on a Schmizza baguette.10.95
760-1240 CAL
Pasta
All pasta is served with 2 Dipsticks.
Substitute a spicy Italian link sausage for only $2 more
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Alfredo Chicken
Grilled chicken breast with penne pasta tossed in our famous creamy alfredo sauce & finished with parmesan cheese.14.95
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Steak Strip Alfredo
Tender mesquite beef strips & pan-fried mushrooms with penne pasta, finished with our creamy alfredo sauce & parmesan cheese.14.95
1250-1570 CAL -
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Schpaghetti and Meatballs
Spaghetti topped with fresh marinara sauce & parmesan cheese.14.95
800-1240 CAL -
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Spicy Italian Pasta 🌶
Spicy Italian link sausage, crumbled Italian sausage, red onions, green & red bell peppers with garlic, crushed red peppers atop a bed of penne pasta tossed in our spicy cajun chipotle cream sauce with parmesan cheese on top.14.95
730-1300 CAL -
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Garden Noodle
Penne pasta tossed in olive oil & garlic with sautéed spinach, black olives, onions, mushrooms, yellow squash, red & green peppers & zucchini topped with grape tomatoes & parmesan cheese.14.95
1400-1720 CAL -
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Frikin' Chicken Pasta
Penne noodles tossed in our light basil pesto cream sauce with grilled chicken breast, fresh broccoli & fresh-shaved parmesan cheese.14.95
1050-1370 CAL
CREATE YOUR OWN SCHMIZZA
Original Pizza
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Cheese Pizza
A creamy pile of 100% mozzarella & parmesan cheese.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Pepperonni
Cheesy goodness with pepperoni on top.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Don Ho
Canadian bacon & juicy, all-natural pineapple rings on a sea of cheese18.95 - 29.95
Veggie Pizza
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Margherita
Roasted roma tomatoes, feta cheese & basil on our olive oil & garlic base18.95 - 29.95 -
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Popeye & Olive Oil
Fresh spinach leaves on a bed of creamy alfredo sauce with roma tomatoes, garlic & feta cheese.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Geek Veggie
Fresh spinach, roma tomatoes, red onions, black olives, garlic & feta cheese.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Extreme Veggie
Roasted red & green peppers, fresh mushrooms, spinach, red onions, zucchini, black olives & chopped garlic.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Foo Foo
Marinated artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes, garlic & feta cheese.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Veggie Baby
Fresh spinach, red bell peppers, crisp red onions, tomatoes & feta cheese atop our creamy alfredo sauce base.18.95 - 29.95 -
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Rustic Pie
Baby red potatoes, roma tomatoes, chopped garlic & broccoli with a sprinkle of feta cheese on top.18.95 - 29.95
Chicken Pizza
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Chicken Bacon Ranch
Garlic chicken, bacon crumbles, Canadian bacon & cooked tomatoes on our buttermilk ranch base with a drizzle of ranch on top.21.95 - 32.95 -
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BBQ Chicken
Texas-style marinated chicken, sweet red onions, tomatoes & feta cheese crumbles on a bed of tangy BBQ sauce.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Spicy Thai
Garlic chicken, roasted red peppers, fresh cilantro & crushed red peppers on our spicy peanut sauce base.21.95 - 32.95 -
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No Kiss Tonight
Garlic chicken strips, sweet red onions & feta cheese crumbles atop our creamy alfredo sauce base.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Creole (Spicy)
Spicy chicken strips, red onions, roasted red peppers & smoked mozzarella.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Yucateco Garlic Noodle
Mexican-roasted chicken, sun-dried tomatoes & feta cheese on a bed of tender garlic noodles.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Cochino Chicken
Pesto chicken, red onions, hickory-smoked bacon & feta cheese crumbles.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Zorba Chicken
Savory pesto chicken, fresh spinach, sweet red onions, organic black olives & roma tomato slices topped with feta cheese.21.95 - 32.95 -
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Green Chicken Pie
Garlic chicken strips marinated in pesto sauce, baby spinach leaves, Mediterranean artichoke hearts & pico de gallo with feta cheese crumbles21.95 - 32.95
Meatza Pizza
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Combo Classico
Fresh mushrooms, natural black olives & crumbled Italian sausage.22.95 - 33.95 -
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Genoa
Genoa salami, pepperoni, crumbled Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms& organic black olives22.95 - 33.95 -
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Sch’meat Trio
Canadian bacon, pepperoni & ground beef – good things come in threes.22.95 - 33.95 -
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Traditional
Pepperoni, green peppers, sweet red onions & organic black olives.22.95 - 33.95 -
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Steak and Potato
Marinated choice steak & baby red potatoes with a splash of sour cream.22.95 - 33.95 -
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Schpaghetti & Meatball
Marinated meatballs on a bed of schpaghetti with a splash of marinara sauce & a sprinkle of feta cheese.22.95 - 33.95 -
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OL' Hickory
Hickory-smoked bacon, baby red potatoes & roma tomatoes with a dollop of sour cream on top22.95 - 33.95 -
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Spicy Italian
Spicy Italian link sausage, crumbled Italian sausage, red onions, green & red peppers, garlic, crushed red peppers, fresh chopped basil & oregano.22.95 - 33.95 -
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Sch’meat’za
Canadian bacon, crumbled Italian sausage, genoa salami, pepperoni, ground beef, bacon & sliced spicy Italian link sausage.24.95 - 35.95 -
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The Sink
Canadian bacon, genoa salami, spicy Italian link sausage, pepperoni, ground beef, crumbled Italian sausage, mushrooms, red onions, green & red bell peppers, zucchini, yellow squash, black olives & chopped tomatoes.24.95 - 35.95
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